NON-JEWISH FICTION
All published under the Hereford Books imprint
Partial cast of characters –
Morris Figg, useless layabout
Marty Finnigan, his equally useless friend
WO2 Rachel da Souza, his really really useful girlfriend
Horace, aged undertaker, Morris’s employer
Doris, Horace’s even more aged assistant
Angie, Morris’s usually very sensible sister
Rev Peter Potter, Angie’s hopeless lover
Tiddles, a blameless cat
and
Tinkerbelle, a body, without whom there would be no story.
A reader review on Amazon:
A humorous story in the vein of Tom Sharpe. A quirky but enjoyable read telling the story of a disfunctional man who finds work and love through a bizarre sequence of events having been forced to work at an undertakers by the dole office. Many laugh out loud moments as Morris lurches from one crisis to the next. Characters are interesting and diverse, but it is Morris’s thoughts as he copes with mayhem that really amuse.
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Partial cast of characters –
The Hon Isabella Mountfort (Bella), a wealthy Englishwoman
Rosamund Kirkbride (Ros), her improbable friend
Brendan Mcavoy, Ros’s barrister ex-husband and nasty piece of work
James, Bella’s floriculturalist brother with big ideas
Dougie (CK), Ros’s gardener, who is a lot more than he seems
Sir Archibald & Lady Kirkbride, Ros’s odd-couple parents
Lionel, Lachlan, Milos, Roderick & various other men
Morag, Ros’s man-hating friend and Brendan Mcavoy’s girlfriend
Fergus & Shona, Siamese cats
and the hero of the story –
a harpsichord
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